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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
mugasofer
argumate

succubus, a feminine demon that seduces you in your sleep.

incubus, a masculine demon that seduces you in your sleep,

cuckubus, a demon that seduces your partner while you sleep.

(sorry, blame @nothingismoral)

urpriest

arquebus, a demon that shoots you while you sleep.

dagny-hashtaggart

Cannibus, a demon that gets you really high while you sleep. 666 blaze it!

another-normal-anomaly

Omnibus, a demon that does all the above and more.

mhd-hbd

Autobus, a form of public transportation.

nicdevera

Catbus, a Ghibli form of transportation

argumate

Superbus, the legendary seventh and final king of Rome, reigning from 535 BC until the popular uprising in 509 that led to the establishment of the Roman Republic. He is commonly known as Tarquin the Proud, from his cognomen Superbus (Latin for “proud, arrogant, lofty”).

what.

mugasofer

Syllabus, a demon that promises you all the knowledge of the world but ends up trapping you in a system of standardized tests.

mitigatedchaos

Omegabus, one of a class of all-knowing demons that uses acausal blackmail to extract services and resources.

Altabus, one of a class of low-status wizards known for their fringe politics, responsible for the creation of the Lesser Cuckubus and unleashing it upon the Aethernet.

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cptsdcarlosdevil
ozymandias271

I’m reading testosterone rex and it is making me think about EVOLUTIONARY PSYCHOLOGY

I have not read much of any real evopsych so I don’t know how much it does, but I feel like to be good evolutionary psychology needs to engage with the following things:

(1) Humans are an intensely cultural species. One of the things we have evolved is the ability to adopt different social and sexual practices based on what culture we’re part of: this is, for instance, part of why our childhoods are so long. We see an astonishing amount of sexual diversity in different cultures. Probably some amount of it is Adaptive and some amount of it is Using Evolved Drives For Purposes That Would Make Evolution Tear Its Hair Out.  

(2) Humans are very K-selected! Probably the MOST K-selected species! Fine does a good job of showing that human males do not behave in the way we’d expect males to behave in a more r-selected species but why would anyone think humans are r-selected in the first place. but like human babies require the efforts of like three adults to be raised to adulthood and if your theory of human sexual selection leaves aside where the investment to raise the child is going to come from it is a Bad Theory imo. this is why I like the “human women live past menopause to help provide care to their grandchildren” hypothesis

(3) Concealed????? ovulation????????

mitigatedchaos

> when you get caught concealed ovulating without a license

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