Anonymous asked:
…what?
Alright look we’ll just redefine the meaning of ‘cult’ a little so that people who think Rule 34 must be made real are defined as a cult okay.
pay to unlock premium Facebook friends
I tried that once. The premium Facebook friends are actually pretty great, they’re just reaaaally really expensive.
In the end I ended up using a bunch of AIs at that time growing up. It wasn’t really, you know, healthy.
Psh, you don’t need Facebook for that. There are plenty of people working freelance who will take your money in exchange for paying you attention and pretending to care what you think.
I didn’t know about YesManFinder at the time, and Facebook has the advantage of being able to advertise to minors (anyone under 30), so…
@collapsedsquid if you want to start a movement you need to make some bold claims that contradict conventional wisdom, setting you apart from the crowd and acting as useful shibboleths to identify your followers.
also helps if you have some sacred texts, but I understand those can take quite some time to write.
aspiring empiricists, or empies,
Someday, man. Someday I’ll have cultists.
well that’s a bold claim that contradicts conventional wisdom, so you’re off to a good start already!
Hey are any of us here, uh, not planning to start a cult?
Or at least an institution of collective living consciously dedicated to promoting and living out doctrines at odds with contemporary norms?
Yud’s like the Velvet Underground or something, not that many apostles but every one goes off to start their own
Uh, does a city-state count as an institution of collective living?
pay to unlock premium Facebook friends
I tried that once. The premium Facebook friends are actually pretty great, they’re just reaaaally really expensive.
In the end I ended up using a bunch of AIs at that time growing up. It wasn’t really, you know, healthy.
mitigatedchaos asked:
argumate answered:
makes sense to me
learn-tilde-ath asked:
The formal specifications for the Ideocube™ Ideology Partition System™ call for the “C” symbol to be rotated 90° degrees counter-clockwise, with its side components straightened vertically, and written with the new unicode codepoint “rotated straightened latin capital C”, rendered as “U”.
[soon your askbox would be full of shitpost asks like Argumate’s and] you’d be tempted to make an ms paint collage for every single one.
This television show blog doesn’t have that kind of animation drawing budget.
But don’t worry. Most anons on this blog do not get a Full Custom™ MS Paint.JPG for their asks. It’s just the rate of images per ask that would reduce.
Anonymous asked:
I know what your eyes look like, under those sunglasses. Your real ones.
I can tell.
Anonymous asked:
mitigatedchaos answered:
I will never submit to Hyperpatriarch One, or his mind control. I’ll flip my banshee switch before I allow that to happen, and my body will keep fighting until it’s rendered completely inoperable.
Hot Take: Hyperpatriarchy is the only form of government.
Daily reminder no one cares that you have dark hair or dark eyes or slightly ethnic features you are still white and your culture is still as milquetoast as the others
It’s funny, I hear that border patrol cares and my Jewish friend who has the aforementioned complexion has specifically been identified as someone who will get special attention from law enforcement in the South West.
So IDK about “no one”, if it’s reasonable to expect racist law enforcement attention for a slightly darker phenotype within the range of “White”.
Just no one on the Left…
We have developed the ultimate form of Whiteness, a kind of Hyper-Albinism in which the subject exudes a soft glow,
(I misread #whither whiteness as #whiter whiteness.)
