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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
argumate

Anonymous asked:

it seems dangerous to play something like baseball in australia. if you go after a ball you hit out of the diamond, you'll probably end up grabbing some sort of deadly insect or something instead of the ball.

argumate answered:

let me tell you about cricket

mitigatedchaos

First, a dingo runs off with your ball, then you get lost in the vast wilderness between the cities and die.

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kontextmaschine

It’s cool that Alaska and Australia, the geographic extremes of the Anglophone empires, each have flags of the constellations that define their respective poles

argumate

New Zealand would like a word

mitigatedchaos

You mean New Tasmania? They can’t disqualify all Australians from the legislature if there is no separate country of New Zealand anymore.

Now, some might say this is extreme, that rectifying the law is a better course of action - but the Mitigated Chaos blog is dedicated to innovative solutions to political problems, that challenge long-held preconceptions, and overturn the stale thinking of the status quo.

Can you truly say, in your heart of hearts, that you never believed that New Zealand was the rightful territory of Australia?

mitigatedchaos

Other possible names include Tasmania II, Newer And More Southern Wales, and Australia Jr.

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argumate
kontextmaschine

It’s cool that Alaska and Australia, the geographic extremes of the Anglophone empires, each have flags of the constellations that define their respective poles

argumate

New Zealand would like a word

mitigatedchaos

You mean New Tasmania? They can’t disqualify all Australians from the legislature if there is no separate country of New Zealand anymore.

Now, some might say this is extreme, that rectifying the law is a better course of action - but the Mitigated Chaos blog is dedicated to innovative solutions to political problems, that challenge long-held preconceptions, and overturn the stale thinking of the status quo.

Can you truly say, in your heart of hearts, that you never believed that New Zealand was the rightful territory of Australia?

Source: kontextmaschine shtpost straya this is a joke
argumate

Anonymous asked:

Not gonna lie, "flyover country" is probably not a great start in the whole empathizing/harmony building process...

argumate answered:

hey you can try crossing the Nullarbor on foot, apparently it’s been done

shieldfoss

Gonna be real honest, that looks like a First-Pass Render before any of the artists have started adding assets or customizing.

argumate

well that makes sense as all the wildlife looks like haphazard customisations of creatures from more polished continents

straya the final continent
argumate
argumate

More than one third of Australians’ daily energy intake comes from ‘junk food’ such as sweetened beverages, alcohol, cakes, confectionary and pastry products, the report found.

argumate

it’s like the Onion stories about Americans getting the bulk of their calories from beef jerky or whatever, except it’s actually true.

mitigatedchaos

As many as 500 Australians each year die from Vegemite poisoning. Do your part. Use a lock, and keep your vegemite out of reach, out of mind.

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