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Anonymous asked:

Other thing that somehow features all three: the Back To The Future trilogy

I admit, I focused on doing time travel, not watching time travel, so I haven’t seen all of them.  It was more of a one-time thing, too.

Actually my knowledge of late 20th century movies is pretty selective.  It was all considered pretty bloody problematic at the time, for most of them.

Anyhow, it’s kinda complicated, but the third way is the most, uh, accurate, I guess?  There’s like a 50-50 chance I’m being chased by the Temporal Enforcement Bureau, but eh, I can live with it.

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Anonymous asked:

Shut the fuck up you sexist bitch.

Technically, this one arrived before the other one, so I think this is actually my first official anonhate.

I don’t have any confetti or anything up here, so you’ll just have to make do with this.

That’s not actually a real anon, by the way.  It’s an Official Tumblr™ Plush Anon.  The shipping is fucking ludicrous, though.

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[argumate]

the boy scouts should accept girls because boy things are cool and it would be discrimination to keep them out, whereas the girl scouts don’t need to worry about accepting boys because lol

[silver-and-ivory]

this is misandry (not letting boys do stuff) + misogyny (not valuing stuff girls do)

this combination is often called transmisogyny but in this case I don’t think that makes sense

[mitigatedchaos]

Columnists Question New “Gender Neutral” Scouting Organization

“To bring any ideology into this world, it must have followers who are willing to die,” declares enigmatic leader of NAU Youth Corps

While orienteering, first aid, cooking, and survival “useful skills,” many commentators question the group’s mysterious leader, whose true identity is a mystery

Choice of uniforms, paramiltary-style training exercises also points of concern

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[glumshoe]

…how difficult is it to become a Girl Scouts troop leader? Just wondering.

Like… fuck it. I’m good with kids, I’m decent at teaching, I’m WFR trained, I know how to camp and organize activities…. sure, I might not be the sort of person most parents would allow their impressionable young children around, but Girl Scouts as an organization is famously accepting, so maybe I could form a troop that Actually Does Things someday.

[argumate]

just don’t say things like “I demand minions” and you’ll be fine

[mitigatedchaos]

You don’t say things like that. You get henchmen through a combination of admiration of your enormous ambition and force of will, exploitable personal flaws among your henchmen, and money. Begging for henches is just bottom tier, the incel of supervillainy.

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Anonymous asked:

So, how do we go about hijacking launch systems to flood LEO with more submarines than there are ocean-wrecked planes?

First, we’re going to need a lot of money…

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Anonymous asked:

no but really. $5000 for a strand of cole sprouse's hair

Oy, Anon-kun, this isn’t a Boyhair Collection Blog.  

I know what you’re thinking - isn’t someone who parades around in some future-past military uniform the type to do anything for money? - but I’ll keep my cloning vats for my own purposes, thank you very much!

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[argumate]

so does cholera! although honestly if tap water could give you sharks that’d be kind of messed up now wouldn’t it

[mitigatedchaos]

me, as I add an engineered nano-memetic hybrid virus to tap water in Australia that will convert residents to shark furries, aka “sharkies”: Yeah, would that be messed up, or what?

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@poipoipoi-2016

/And if anybody pulls this off, let me know in three years.

Local Lunatic Given Control of Personal Army, Made Absolute Leader of Toledo, Ohio, as “Emergency Measure”

Democratic Party Leaders Vow to Impeach Trump, Fight Trump Administration Over Unexplained Decision to Yield American City to Obscure Blogger

[Photo illustration: Obscure blogger “Mitigated Chaos” rides into city of Toledo at head of tank column, wearing “reimagined Union Army uniform”]

Blogger to head new “Metropolitan Planning Authority” as greater Toledo area declared tax-free “Special Development Administrative Zone” by Executive Order 15335

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Anonymous asked:

Your blog is fascinating (and fun), and your posts about possible futures are making me consider aspects of politics I'd never thought of before. Thanks for writing.

You’ll regret this in time, Kindness Anon.  Mark my words.