Anonymous asked:
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“My Opinion” (Pixels on Tumblr)
- Anonymous (2017)
Anonymous asked:
i think i have a crush on you now...
B-but A-Anon-sempai, what if the other b-bloggers find out about our illicit love?
Oh no! I just blogged about it! Now everyone will know!
December 1st, 2079. Dakota Timeline.
yes, it’s for you
You, a Neoconservative who unironically supported the Iraq War while complaining about “Liberals clamping down on our freedoms”:
“Nanny State”
Me, completely unapologetic about the existence of a progressive income tax, flirting with the reintroduction of corporal punishment as an alternative to lengthy prison sentences, plotting the introduction of mixed martial arts to high school curricula as part of national civil defense infrastructure, and planning the partial legalization of some soft drugs in order to disrupt the cartels:
garmbreak1 asked:
I have no conscious impressions about your gender.
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Anonymous asked:
Your blog is fascinating (and fun), and your posts about possible futures are making me consider aspects of politics I'd never thought of before. Thanks for writing.
You’ll regret this in time, Kindness Anon. Mark my words.