You, a Neoconservative who unironically supported the Iraq War while complaining about “Liberals clamping down on our freedoms”:
“Nanny State”
Me, completely unapologetic about the existence of a progressive income tax, flirting with the reintroduction of corporal punishment as an alternative to lengthy prison sentences, plotting the introduction of mixed martial arts to high school curricula as part of national civil defense infrastructure, and planning the partial legalization of some soft drugs in order to disrupt the cartels:



