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[mitigatedchaos]

you’re too orthogonal to me to be my political opposition

I follow you for weird ms paint comics and the futurist pseudo-history. moar of both pls

Also if I’m being honest, I’m pretty sure the latter ask is what the AnCaps are following for.

[mitigatedchaos]

I for one like the ms-paint comics.

The year is 2042.  Following the election of Elon Musk to the office of Hyperpresident, the Mitigated Chaos blog drops text-primary political content entirely and becomes a slice-of-life webcomic about the relationship of two married lesbian cops and their robotic AI dog, Sgt. Sparkums.

Tumblr wanderers sometimes stumble into the distant archives from a time before they were alive, posting callout posts against the ultra-reactionary politics of the year 2018.

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December 1st, 2079.  Dakota Timeline.

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The year is 2077.

The new ultra-right-wing American Traditional Party clinches control of the government with only 35% of the vote in a divided electorate.

Their executive, President Ronald Jameson, issues an executive order reinterpreting the text of the Culturally Significant Properties Anti-Appropriation Act.

He reclassifies medieval and renaissance Europe, as well as Rome, and all derivative properties, as White European, a group which previously had no assigned cultural properties under the act.  

Chaos ensues.  Hundreds of thousands of cultural appropriation lawsuits are filed.  Challenges are made both to his interpretation, and to the unique ownership of these ideas and concepts.

But it is too late.  The Act was never designed with the proper restraints on power.  After all, the future only moves forwards, right?  And the metaphorical train of Separatism soon left the station.

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The year is 2033…

Under the direction of the Australian Environmental Working Group, an army of thousands of killer snakebots, created by the Omega Corporation, has been unleashed to eliminate cane toads from the continent.  No one thought it could go wrong.

Now the killer snakebots have been hijacked by a vicious terrorist group, and only one man can stop them…  the man that created them.

As long as you use an expansive definition of the term ‘man’.

Mechanical Dingo Pictures presents

Owlback II: Revengeance

( @argumate )

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[mitigatedchaos]

@ranma-official

corollary to “japanese people draw other japanese people with big eyes because they envy the white race”

I have it on good authority that the Japanese are, in fact, the only white people on Earth.

[argumate]

[mitigatedchaos]

The year is 2068.  The forces of global Neoreaction have been defeated by the armies of the Islamo-Progressive Earth Congress.  The final survivors retreat to Japan, the last bastion of the white ethnic identity on Earth…

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Anonymous asked:

Okay heres what makes me dead on curious about this indie game about someone who only cares about the feelings of men (boohoo)... How do you make a feminist cyberpunk future? Isn't that kind of like the opposite?

cyberpunkpixeljunk answered:

Nah, just make sure the women in the setting fit the setting. Plus, what do we know about this game? It could be just fine.

[mitigatedchaos]

Ugh…

Transhumanism destroys gender/sex binaries by enabling mass alteration of bodies, sex, and gender.

Done properly it will be “Post-Feminist” because Transhumanism massively weakens the boundaries around what the term “woman” even means, and fundamentally alters the mechanics of human reproduction.  (I mean, just take the idea of artificial wombs by itself and you’ll get big changes.)

Feminism itself is already struggling to adapt to the world it has created with only modern technology levels.  The “Feminists” of 2065 (or whatever) will likely be very different from the ones of 2017.

[argumate]

WE USED TO HAVE A GENDER BINARY

[mitigatedchaos]

The year is 2064.  Thoughts are binary.  Sex is not.

You are New York Detective Plex Luscoe, final survivor of the GamerGate Day Massacre, and you have only one mission:

Party like it’s 2099.

Blake Hardy Entertainment presents…

M I R R O R  S H A D E S

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The year is 2064.  It has been 26 years since the United States of America collapsed in the Justice War, replaced by the Special Action District by order of the World Court as punishment for its sins.  The last surviving members of the Alt Right are a group of buff tradgay paramilitary cyborgs existing in the forgotten Undercity of New York.  They have just radicalized a group of trapwives into spreading the WHITEOUT virus into major Population Replenishment Centers…

You are detective GEOF BAILEY, an agender multiple system cyborg and member of the New York SAD Police, tasked with ensuring the interjustice of the last metropolis in the land that used to be known as America.  Can you stop the last fascist remnants of a dead country from destroying the diversity of the city?

Shining Darknet Entertainment presents…

W H I T E O U T