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mitigatedchaos
kontextmaschine

It’s cool that Alaska and Australia, the geographic extremes of the Anglophone empires, each have flags of the constellations that define their respective poles

argumate

New Zealand would like a word

mitigatedchaos

You mean New Tasmania? They can’t disqualify all Australians from the legislature if there is no separate country of New Zealand anymore.

Now, some might say this is extreme, that rectifying the law is a better course of action - but the Mitigated Chaos blog is dedicated to innovative solutions to political problems, that challenge long-held preconceptions, and overturn the stale thinking of the status quo.

Can you truly say, in your heart of hearts, that you never believed that New Zealand was the rightful territory of Australia?

mitigatedchaos

Other possible names include Tasmania II, Newer And More Southern Wales, and Australia Jr.

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kontextmaschine

It’s cool that Alaska and Australia, the geographic extremes of the Anglophone empires, each have flags of the constellations that define their respective poles

argumate

New Zealand would like a word

mitigatedchaos

You mean New Tasmania? They can’t disqualify all Australians from the legislature if there is no separate country of New Zealand anymore.

Now, some might say this is extreme, that rectifying the law is a better course of action - but the Mitigated Chaos blog is dedicated to innovative solutions to political problems, that challenge long-held preconceptions, and overturn the stale thinking of the status quo.

Can you truly say, in your heart of hearts, that you never believed that New Zealand was the rightful territory of Australia?

Source: kontextmaschine shtpost straya this is a joke
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argumate

so what are we all getting mad about next

mitigatedchaos

I’m really upset that my favorite ship in Strawberry Rationalist Girl RenegadeAngles-san isn’t official in the new season and I’m planning to hold the government of Sapporo hostage in the name of queer spider-cyborg representation and morphological freedom until the studio agrees to make it canon.

I’ve got three airsoft rifles, a crew of fifteen dedicated hardcore brotakus, and a tank.  I really think we can pull this off.  You in?

argumate

please god tell me brotaku isn’t a real thing

mitigatedchaos

“There are only two things in life that are valuable.  Anime, and sick gainz.”
- some Japanese guy, probably

The Brotaku School of anime-style martial arts goes back to the year of 1994, in a small town on the outskirts of San Francisco, California.  I’m not surprised you haven’t heard of it, since it’s pretty obscure.  Few even know it exists, much less the power of its techniques.  It’s quite brutal, but it has to be - the Brotaku School exists to break the will of the neckbeard so that they can be transformed and elevated to a new level of Man, seeking both perfection of mind and of body.  

Not all of them survive.  Those that do make a vow of voluntary celibacy in order to prove their loyalty to the 2D Ideal.

Of course, I don’t really hold to the 2D Ideal myself, different school of martial arts and beliefs and all that, but they embody a kind of aspect of the national will and we kind of deeply connected over sharing tips to unlock all the endings of Discourse Beach and then we decided to overthrow the government.

But eventually we realized that was too much work and settled for getting RenegadeAngles fixed.

So are you coming or what?

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