Oceans Yet to Burn

[Oceans Yet to Burn]

[the-grey-tribe]

There is a fine ideological difference between “I identify as an attack helicopter“ and “I am a helicopter-kin” and “My gender is heligender, with pronouns heli/helixs/helim/copterself“ and “I am a transcopter, but medical gatkeepers keep me from getting my propeller!”.

I don’t think the people using attack helicopters as a reductio ad absurdum care about this, but they should.

[mitigatedchaos]

Yikes!

Attack helicopter AI platforms are the only ones that have the right to declare themselves as being attack-helicopter-gendered.  Anyone else doing so is an appropriation of their culture formed by a lifetime of forced military service, which they have no right to despoil.

Human-Exclusive Radical Feminism is the only real Feminism.

[Oceans Yet to Burn]

[argumate]

Younger brothers more likely to be gay right?

Birthrates have dropped; in the past it was not unusual to have 8+ kids.

Exactly how many people were gay in the past? Most of them?

[the-selfie-ofdoriangray]

I was given to understand that higher population density is correlated with a higher proportion of gay individuals, so presumably these two factors cancel out somewhat

[argumate]

we’ll figure this out one day.

[mitigatedchaos]

No one expected the arrival of what 4chan dubbed the “Fag Maximizer” AI.

(Or, as the beleagured sociology students that accidentally unleashed it onto the world called it, Kinsey Indexer.)

[Oceans Yet to Burn]

@slartibartfastibast quoting others

“That’s when a friend of mine stumbled over a footnote in an esoteric army report about simulator sickness in virtual environments. Sure enough, military researchers had noticed that women seemed to get sick at higher rates in simulators than men. While they seemed to be able to eventually adjust to the simulator, they would then get sick again when switching back into reality.”

In the future, all women are autistics on testosterone, and the global GDP per capita exceeds $120,000.  Conventional gender as we know it has dissolved and been replaced by a neurotype inventory dynamically read from the global hypergrid.  The largest political bloc is controlled by a rocky alliance between the National Globalists, the Post-Salvation Abrahamic Spiritualists, and the Small Animals subreddit.

[Oceans Yet to Burn]

[memeseverdie]

When people are actually being rounded up and sent to concentration camps in this year of 2017 to be beaten and killed for who they are but that doesn’t matter because a fast food chain founded by people with different views than yourself has opened near your college campus 

[libertarian--princess]

Honestly it would do fags some good to be sent to a filthy disgusting concentration camp for a while; we remove a problem from society AND they get to experience the real oppression they obviously crave so much.

[thivus]

are you ok

[gun-toting-greyshades]

tbh I agree with the princess. 

[thivus]

youd be the first to the camps tho

[gun-toting-greyshades]

Wanna know the fun part? No one knows how I swing. I don’t keep it a secret but I dress and act like any normal person, not a walking std vial. So no I wouldn’t thivus. You on the other hand… hohoho

[mutant-aesthetic]

wow rude

[mitigatedchaos]

ugggggggh

you can’t have military units composed entirely of fashionably-dressed ultranationalist gay men marching in beautiful parade formation as their banners fly proudly overhead if you don’t have any homosexuals

ffs, no appeciation of aesthetics by gunny here, barely even D-level supervillain tier. disgusting.

[Oceans Yet to Burn]

[ranma-official]

ME

[mitigatedchaos]

If you want to see the future, imagine a human embracing a cuttlefish mating strategy forever.

[Oceans Yet to Burn]

Alright guys in the audience, listen up.

Choking isn’t kinky enough anymore.

Normies have found out about it and are putting it in their videos and talking about it online. The fad is done. Choking is out. It’s over. It’s so 2016.

Alright, so here’s the new thing:

So during the middle of sex, you are going to pick up your girlfriend (or hookup partner), okay, lift her over your head,
and throw her.

She’ll never see it coming, and the glorious rippling of your manly muscles as she falls from your show of brute strength will turn her on even more and help establish your masculine dominance.

/j