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You, a Neoconservative who unironically supported the Iraq War while complaining about “Liberals clamping down on our freedoms”: 

“Nanny State”

Me, completely unapologetic about the existence of a progressive income tax, flirting with the reintroduction of corporal punishment as an alternative to lengthy prison sentences, plotting the introduction of mixed martial arts to high school curricula as part of national civil defense infrastructure, and planning the partial legalization of some soft drugs in order to disrupt the cartels:

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garmbreak1 asked:

I have no conscious impressions about your gender.

This technically makes you more true to Core Rationalist Principles than anyone else who has answered this ask!  Very good1!  You win a square watermelon for this take.

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1Where “Good” is defined as “within the framework of Yudkowskyan principles” and not as The Good, or other Goods as defined by competing ideological frameworks.  Offer not valid in Alaska or Hawaii.  Void where prohibited.

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Anonymous asked:

Idea: take one of the big square states, carve it into itty bitty ethnostates (with easy entry but difficult exit), put a fence up on the state border, auction the TV rights to the highest bidder. Call it, idk, Warlords of Wyoming or something. No more (literal) impact on the rest of america from the fighting,but all the politics fans still get something to watch and cheer their team in. Everybody wins!

Now we’re bordering on NationStates.net territory, my dear Anon.

I, for one, back the Techno-Principality of Greater Rock Springs.

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Their combination of Neoreactionary, Demi-Confucian, Muskian, and PAP principles, fused with a synthetic Sino-Japano-Anime-American metaculture and corporate backing practically assures their success against the bio-primitivists and the Communist Block.

What I really want to know is who @xhxhxhx is betting on.

Who are you betting on?  Answer in the comments below.

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“If this sounds like some bullshit they’d pull in Singapore, that’s not an accident.
Sovereignty is won by force. Every murder, every bombing, every acid attack undermines the legitimacy of the state. Why listen to the government when someone else...

If this sounds like some bullshit they’d pull in Singapore, that’s not an accident.

Sovereignty is won by force.  Every murder, every bombing, every acid attack undermines the legitimacy of the state.  Why listen to the government when someone else could kill you just as easily?

@wirehead-wannabe I’m still not sure why you’d read this blog as seeming right-wing.  Sounds pretty improbable to me.

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rtrixie
rtrixie:
“ land-of-maps:
“The Greater Latin Empire; if the Spanish, Portuguese, French, Italian, Roman empires to the maximum extents, as well as the Latin language-speaking peoples were all united into country/empire today. [1350 x 625]...
land-of-maps

The Greater Latin Empire; if the Spanish, Portuguese, French, Italian, Roman empires to the maximum extents, as well as the Latin language-speaking peoples were all united into country/empire today. [1350 x 625] [Fixed]

rtrixie

Forget anglosphere, we need to go bigger

mitigatedchaos

> conquering one third of the Earth
> giving it to the filthy Spaniards

There is only one Empire that has the right to rule the world…

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